14/12/2010

AVAST THERE! TREASURE ISLAND ...




As Christmas is almost upon us and the pantomime season soon in full flow, many theatrical productions will no doubt feature themes that owe much to Robert Louis Stevenson’s great adventure Treasure Island - along with such enduring quotes as’ Fifteen Men on a dead man’s chest…Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of Rum!’, ‘Shiver my timbers’,  or 'Avast, there!’.

Map of Robinson Crusoe's Island of Despair

Like several Victorian writers before, Robert Louis Stevenson’s vivid imagination fed on the stories that had thrilled his own youth, sea-faring tales such as Defoe’s Robinson Crusoe, W H G Kingson’s Peter the Whaler, R M Ballantyne’s The Coral Island, and James Fenimore Cooper’s stories of ‘the wave’ rather than those of ‘the wood.’ He even admitted stealing a character from Edgar Allen Poe – in this case the hideous pointing skeleton from The Gold-Bug.


From The Gold-Bug, illustration by Herpin

And, like many writers before, Stevenson had been inspired by a child who featured strongly in his life – in this case his stepson. Treasure Island was first conceived in 1880 when the newly-married Stevenson returned to Scotland from his travels in America, along with his divorced American wife and her son Lloyd Osbourne – who afterwards described the time when the family were on holiday and –

‘… busy with a box of paints I happened to be tinting a map of an island I had drawn. Stevenson came in as I was finishing it, and with his affectionate interest in everything I was doing, leaned over my shoulder, and was soon elaborating the map and naming it. I shall never forget the thrill of Skeleton Island, Spyglass Hill, nor the heart-stirring climax of the three red crosses! And the greater climax still when he wrote down the words "Treasure Island" at the top right-hand corner! And he seemed to know so much about it too — the pirates, the buried treasure, the man who had been marooned on the island ..."Oh, for a story about it", I exclaimed.’




Oh, what a story it was! First serialised in magazines and then published as a book in 1883 for which Stevenson had drawn his own detailed map to illustrate the amoral world into which the boy Jim Hawkins was thrust. That map was the key to a world of blood-thirsty captains, one-legged pirates with parrots on their shoulders, or buried treasure on tropical islands and maps where 'X' marks the spot, where hoards of stolen doubloons might be found. 




Those images have since been imitated, often to the point of parody. But the original version still stands proud, for what differentiated Jim Hawkins from J M Barrie's Peter Pan - whose Captain Hook was surely derived from Stevenson's Captain Flint - was the fact that Stevenson did not idealise the state of childhood or shun the harsher aspects of life. Jim was a boy of  'real' flesh and blood,  his adventure bold and dangerous – his island a place where daydreams could turn into a living nightmare splattered with gore and blood. The essence of Treasure Island is something entirely masculine with no whiff of sugar or spice but as much Slugs and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails as any boy, or grittier girl, could bare to endure. As such Stevenson created what we might now call a 'coming of age' novel dealing with themes of lies and distrust, of alcoholism, gambling, violence and death.



Current day admirers of Jim’s Hawkins' adventures will recognise echoes from his time on Treasure Island in films such as The Pirates of the Caribbean, and the The Goonies. There have been various televised dramatisations. There have been several literary prequels and sequels and following his ten years as poet laureate Andrew Motion wrote Return to Treasure Island, in which Jim’s son, Jim Junior, is visited by Long John Silver’s daughter who persuades the boy to steal his father’s treasure map.


Thus a new adventure begins in which Motion, who claims to have never enjoyed a project so much, picks up various loose ends and does not shy away from the brutality of the original. 'I think Treasure Island is a book full of tension and really quite dark…people die – they get trampled to death by horses, Jim shoots Israel Hands on the mast and he falls into the sea. It is ‘bang’ and that’s that. My Jim is a little more introspective – he does brood on things a bit.’

'One more step, Mr Hands'

And, in the meantime, why not read the original. It really is a ripping good yarn.

11/12/2010

GUEST BLOG FROM THE QUACK DOCTOR

Being a little pale and indisposed of late - no doubt from wandering around in a cold and snowy cemetery - the lacklustre VV has obeyed her doctor's advice and taken to the warmth of her bed, sipping hot toddies and blowing her nose in the most ladylike of fashions.


But not all conditions are so easily remedied and sometimes - as in the case of John and Effie Ruskin - the bed can be the source of distress rather than the scene of recovery. When such embarrassing situations occur the afflicted Victorian gentleman might prefer to seek advice from quacks rather than the family medic.

With this in mind it is with great delight that the VV welcomes a guest blog from her illustrious friend The Quack Doctor - who possesses 'historical remedies for all your ills' and who will now go on to explain how those faced with such delicate predicaments might once have sought relief from ...

A SUSPENSION OF THE PROPER POWERS OF MANHOOD


Quacks in all times and places need patients, and some patients make better targets than others. Among them are those embarrassed by their condition and reluctant to consult a doctor. Throughout the 19th century, erectile dysfunction – known as impotence, nervous debility or loss of manly vigour – created a lucrative preying ground for dodgy practitioners.

A man bold enough to seek medical help might be lucky, as in a case related by Professor A. T. Thomson in 1836. The patient's problems pretty much boiled down to him not fancying his wife, so Thomson advised:

....during the act of coition, to fill his imagination with the image of a young woman with whom, at one period of his life, he had had an illicit connexion, and for whom he acknowledged he still retained a great partiality.

As a novelist, I find this poignant, and wonder what happened to the young woman, and whether they ever met again, and whether the wife also had a young man to think of. But anyway, back to the matter in hand. Other patients didn't get off so lightly. Phosphorus, steel and strychnine were common treatments, while some doctors still favoured the long-established remedy cantharides (Spanish fly or blister beetle), taken internally or via eye-watering injections into the urethra.

No wonder patients sought an easier option, and quacks were only too happy to take advantage. Their nerve-strengthening pills and cordial balsams promised natural, painless treatment and a relative anonymity that was preferable to an awkward face-to-face consultation with the family doctor.

In the middle of the century, dubious London practitioners such Drs Kahn, Hammond, Watson and De Roos fuelled patients' concerns with pamphlets persuading them that any leakage of 'generative fluid' was the result of youthful indiscretion or self-abuse and would lead to impotence and insanity.

A typical 1868 booklet by Dr Lionel Elliott (who I suspect was an alias of Hammond) set out the consequences of avoiding treatment:

...forfeiture and suspension of the proper powers of manhood, deprivation of the joys and comforts of matrimony, unfruitfulness, absence of children, or the birth of sickly, deformed and short-lived ones, early decay, confusion, vacillation, and weakness of mind, deficiency of nervous power, malignant eruptions, pains in the back, the head, the limbs &c., all sufficiently afflicting in themselves, but only the forerunners of the utter impotence, prostration, degradation and intolerable misery which will inevitably ensue if not warded off by science and reason.


The cure was the Electro-Galvanic Improved Patent Self-Adjusting Curative Appliance – a belt contraption supposed to supply health-giving electricity. While some electric belt brands, such as Pulvermacher's, did yield a current, the less reputable ones were bereft of the promised tingling sensation – one peddled by Dr Hammond, for example, was a basic suspensory bandage with fancy-looking metal plates stitched in.


By the turn of the 20th century, vacuum pump devices had joined the newspaper advertising columns, although they had been invented in about 1820. They comprised a metal or glass cylinder with a hand crank or, in later versions, a rubber bulb to suck out the air. This American example claimed that 'It makes no difference how severe the case or how long standing, it is as sure to yield to our treatment as the sun is to rise.' 

 

Perhaps 'long standing' wasn't the most sensitive choice of words, but the proprietors wanted to present the treatment as convenient and simple, with 'no drugs to ruin the stomach.' This, like other patent remedies, appeared an easy, discreet option for the patient. The advertisers could offer a money-back guarantee, safe in the knowledge that if it didn't work, the double embarrassment of having a 'secret' condition and having been scammed would be enough to keep most punters quiet. Judging by the contents of today's spam folders, such dubious practices have certainly not lost their vigour.

The Quack Doctor


The Quack Doctor is otherwise known as Caroline Rance, the talented author of Kill-Grief - a novel based a little before the VV's time, being in the 1750's, but no less fascinating for that. It tells the story of Mary Helsall, a young woman who works as a nurse in Chester, a world of 'Cursing drivers, bellowing poultry hawkers, beer-fuelled brawlers - the city seemed made of gaping mouths. Stumps of teeth as rotten as taters, gums mashed by scurvy, noses crumpled by the pox. Mary squeezed round a horde of men outside a tavern, their armpits level with her nostrils. Beyond their oniony heat and the blast of ale fumes, the air chilled her face.' 

If that has whetted your appetite, you can read more about Caroline Rance and Kill-Grief here.

03/12/2010

THE CEMETERY IN BOW...

During this spell of cold, snowy weather, the VV is reminded of a setting in her forthcoming novel, The Somnambulist, where the narrator, her mother and aunt make an annual pilgrimage to visit the family grave. The cemetery's setting is based on that of Tower Hamlet's Cemetery in Bow.