THE WONDROUS ALARM CLOCK BED...

One of the exhibits at the Great Exhibition of 1851 that caused the VV most amusement was the invention of an alarm clock bed created by Mr Theophilus Carter (the very same inventor and furniture dealer who was said to have inspired Tenniel’s illustrations of the Mad Hatter in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland).

Sadly the VV can find no illustration to show such a mechanism. The closest is this, the details of which have been taken from the INVENTION AND DISCOVERY section of The Great Round The World And What Is Going On In It magazine of 1897:

Combination Cot And Step-Ladder.—We have had lots of clever inventions for saving room in small houses, but the most original is certainly this combination of a bed and a step-ladder. It should prove a very useful article where the occupant of the bed is a light sleeper and doesn't mind having to get up when the step-ladder is needed. It might also be useful in very large families where chairs were scarce. By day it could be stood upright, and the children roosted on its various steps. By night the little brood could come down from their perches, the steps be laid lengthwise, and the family put to bed on the cot. With the addition of a strong wire spring attached to an alarm clock, it should also make an excellent servants' bed. At 6:30 every morning the alarm would work the spring, and the bed immediately be transformed into a pair of steps. This would promote habits of punctuality and early rising in domestic servants that would be invaluable to them.

It is true that they might resent the invention, and leave the situation, but the mistress would still have the combination bed for the newcomer.

It would be an invaluable article for house decorators and paper-hangers. They could use it as a step-ladder until they got tired of working, and then turn it over and sleep on it until they were rested.

In fact, the uses of this combination cot and step-ladder are infinite. It seems to be an article that no well-regulated family can do without.

Perhaps, just like this invention, it is little wonder that Mr Carter’s bed was not an overnight success, being no doubt considered by some as the height of sheer insanity - for at the appointed hour, after the sound of ringing bells to wake the 'modern' sleeper, an automated mattress tipped and flung the poor wretch into a bath of cold water  - refreshed and restored for a brand new day! Even so, the Hyde Park demonstrations proved to be very popular, resulting in much laughter – and one very wet, cold and miserable man who’d been employed to show ‘the works’.

Another Victorian bath time invention was most philanthropic in its stated intention of increasing the health of invalids, all those of fragile constitutions, and not forgetting children (though only the latter could truly have appreciated the full excitement and thrill of the ride - excepting those adventurers who might use it instead of a barrel when careering over waterfalls). The VV simply cannot understand how such a remarkable enterprise failed to win over English hearts and minds, for who could fail to be enticed by the prospect of having a Seaside At Home, where The “NIAGARA” WAVE AND ROCKING BATH promised –

A TREAT never experienced before. Gives the FULLEST ILLUSION of a Sea or River Bath. ABSOLUTELY no water splashing in the room. ONLY 3 pails of hot or cold water required. Keeps the blood in ACTIVE circulation. STRONGLY made of tinned steel, and ARTISTICALLY enamelled. Will last a lifetime. 

  

And should that model not appeal, appearing a little too masculine, then why not send off instead for this version, named THE NAUTILUS, though - and the reason eludes the VV, finding it hard to differentiate between the two illustrations shown - it does come with a heftier price tag.

With thanks to Lee Jackson of VictorianLondon.org for these wonderful NAUTILUS advertisements - and for making the VV smile.